Safe Movie Review


Safe? Ha! No one is safe when watching this movie. Jason Statham, why do you keep doing the same movie over and over again? Yes, I know the ladies like it when you take your shirt off and honestly, so do I (what, I’m secure enough to say it), but you need to find some better writers. If you really want to know why Safe is not so safe (puntastic), read on…

Short nitty-gritty plot description from IMDb is as follows: Mei, a young girl whose memory holds a priceless numerical code, finds herself pursued by the Triads, the Russian mob, and corrupt NYC cops. Coming to her aid is an ex-cage fighter whose life was destroyed by the gangsters on Mei’s trail.

Statham wearing an unusual amount of clothing.

I don’t want to waste any more of my time on this movie, so I’m going to try to make this review short. Easiest way to do that, is list a few pros and cons and let you decide whether you want to watch this “movie”. So here we go…

Pro:
Jason Statham takes his shirt off.

Con:
But, only for a few seconds.

Pro:
The action scenes are pretty good.

Con:
But the movie has been infected with shaky cam disease.

Pro:
The movie is only an hour and half.

Con:
The movie is an hour and 29 minutes too long.

So there you have it, a few pros and cons for the movie Safe. A movie which introduces random characters, doesn’t explain who Jason Statham’s character really is and ends with a big sloppy plop. You be the judge on whether you think the pros outweigh the cons. In my opinion, they don’t.

Rating:

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I think the movie was really profound and well-acted. Okay, I don't actually think that, but was feeling bad for Jason Statham after reading this review! Then I remembered how Jason Statham looks without his shirt on and no longer felt bad for him…

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