Reading a book tip #007

Never stop halfway through a book and then proceed to pick it back up, almost two years later.  You’ll be lost and have no idea what is going on. You’ll be wondering why the main character is dressed as a chicken, chasing down a bus full of nuns. Or, why the villain of the book is suddenly friends with the main character (still dressed as a chicken) and are teamed up to hunt down the women’s Olympic curling team.* You’re best to just start over again, trust me. 

So, expect the next book review later rather than sooner.

*Once again Hollywood, you’re welcome. 

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Tatlosha
8 years ago

The fact that you mentioned curling means I'm rubbing off on you. 😉

Michael Tatlock
Michael Tatlock
8 years ago

Or! Anything curling must be hunted down, made fun of (in theaters, soon!) and then eliminated.

Tatlosha
8 years ago

All of this attention you're giving it obviously means you love curling, secretly, deep down.

Anonymous
Anonymous
8 years ago

What is the name of this amazing book with both nuns AND chickens in it? I must have it!!!!

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